MCPS CAT’S WHISKERS WINE
MCPS CAT’S WHISKERS WINE
Red and White ?3.50 per bottle Available from MCPS shop – make ideal presents!
MCPS CAT’S WHISKERS WINE
Red and White
?3.50 per bottle
Available from MCPS shop – make ideal presents!
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?Do you suffer from shyness?Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor orpharmacist about MCPS Cat’s Whiskers Wine.MCPS Cat’s Whiskers Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and moreconfident about yourself and your actions. MCPS Cat’s Whiskers Wine can help easeyou out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you’reready and willing to do just about anything.You will notice the benefits of MCPS Cat’s Whiskers Wine almost immediately, andwith a regiment of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles thatprevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness andawkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover manytalents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, withMCPS Cat’s Whiskers Wine.MCPS Cat’s Whiskers Wine may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant ornursing should not use MCPS Cat’s Whiskers Wine. However, women who wouldn’t mindnursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effectsmay include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, eroticlustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money,loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache,dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.WARNING:-The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whisperingwhen you are not.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~WARNING:Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~WARNING:-The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and overagain that you love them.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~WARNING:-The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~WARNING:The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-loversare really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~WARNING:The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logicallyconverse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you aretougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITHyou.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~WARNING:The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
